So my second installment in my...247+ part series is my friend Caitlin. Caitlin goes to the same school as me and is the Program Director (I think that's the position) of Campus Activities Board. We recently attended C.A.B. training and in our free time I asked Caitlin to answer a few of my questions so we can all Better Know her. She nicely agreed (according to some it may also be stupidity that makes people do the Better Know series on The Report). Since I linked to my friend Steve's blog last time I'm going to link to Caitlin's Facebook profile since The Book is pretty safe. Umm here is the link. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=79400796
Let's continue with the "interview."
*Note: I was too lazy to make up new questions so it's basically the same stuff I asked Steve. I do regret not getting in more about CAB since I got Steve to talk about his blog a bit. I also put in the answers the EXACT way they were written. Sorry.
*Another note: I wanted to get this up as quickly as possible so I left the answers black instead of making them blue. Maybe at a later time I'll change it but for now this is what you get. Maybe I'll keep it like this from now on.
Favorite amusement park?
Magic Kingdom
George Bush, great President or greatest President?
Great
Describe yourself in one word?
Multi-faceted
If you were an animal/a can of soup/some other random object, which one would you be?
Animal- Cat, Can of Soup- French Onion, Random Object- dollar bill
How do you feel about women's liberation?
Like it. Love it. Gotta have it.
Do you think we should end women’s suffrage?
Haha No, I’m going to shatter the glass ceiling
How do you respond to authority?
I’m white and I’ll do what I want
If you could have dinner with a famous historical figure, who would it be?
ALEXANDER HAMILTON
A plane crashes on the border between USA and Canada. Where did they bury the survivors?
You don’t bury survivors
The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?
Toto didn’t get shit.
What happened to the first 6 UP's?
The Plague happened to the 1st 6 UP’s…We lost a lot of good UP’s out there.
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Ya
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Possibly, who’s asking?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
Put a sign on it that says “Take away w/ trash”
Why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders?
I don’t know why don’t you tell me?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
All of God’s creatures have a purpose
Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?
Never thought about it, but now that I do, No because that is the technical term.
Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
Nope. Brand Power!!
Should vegetarians be allowed to eat animal crackers?
Umm, they should just eat meat.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
It’s one body, so no.
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Because secretly everyone cares about pointless shit.
Do you believe in ghosts? Why do ghosts wear clothes? Do your clothes die when you die? What if someone dies in a shower? Could they become a naked ghost?
I do. Because they wear what they died in. Apparently not. That would be unfortunate. Yes according to my previous logic.
Favorite video game of all time?
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarana of Time (spelling?)
Favorite movie?
Almost Famous, Jaws is a close second
If you could remake Star Wars who would you cast in the major parts?
It wouldn’t be Star Wars if they recast it.
What movie of the next 50 years are you most looking forward to?
I’d love to see another Star Wars Trilogy
Who has the best chance at bringing their career back, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse, or Michael Jackson?
Michael Jackson, Americans always love child molesting black men, oh wait he’s white…sort of.
If you were stuck on a deserted island who would you rather be stuck with of the last four?
None, I want Kate, Jack, Sawyer and John Locke.
Would you rather have an alarm clock that wakes you up by shaking your bed violently OR by slowly making the bed ice-cold?
Ice Cold
Finish these sentences, “I enjoy cocaine because…” “I enjoy the company of prostitutes for the following reasons…”
I enjoy cocaine because it’s the San Francisco Treat.
I enjoy the company of prostitutes for the following reasons 1. My wife is past her prime, 2. They have mouths to feed too. 3. Because of the thrill of it
Say something about C.A.B.
CAB has given me great success!
I don't feel like adding anything else other than, "Thanks Caitlin!!!" Why did you ever agree to this?
Showing posts with label Better Know A. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Better Know A. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Thursday, June 26, 2008
More better know
Another Better Know a Facebook Friend should be going up within a week depending on who I get and how I want to do the interview. OMG!!! As I'm writing this I realized what I'm exactly going to do. YES!!! Expect some great stuff (I guess).
And one of my favorite songs sung in one of my favorite shows to send you off:
And one of my favorite songs sung in one of my favorite shows to send you off:
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Better Know a Facebook Friend: Steve
So my first Better Know a Facebook Friend piece will by my friend Steve. Steve goes to school with me but more importantly he runs his own blog at http://galileo908.blogspot.com/
His blog is like 100 times better than mine. He actually has viewers. I am a huge fan of his letters pieces. And his commentary on things is just great. Go check out his blog. You'll end up checking it every day. So I "interviewed" Steve. Here is what he had to say: (questions red, answers blue)
Who do you use in Super Smash Bros?
Meta-Knight, followed by Falco
Favorite amusement park?
Cedar Point
George Bush, great President or greatest President?
Yes
Describe yourself in one word?
I believe that it's impossible to describe youself in a single word.
If you were an animal/a can of soup/some other random object, which one would you be?
I'm already a random object, why would I want to become another one?
How do you feel about women's liberation?
I'm happy for all the awesome stuff that happened, like gaining their right to vote.
Do you think we should end women’s suffrage?
Perhaps, they've suffered enough.
How do you respond to authority?
I greet them all the same, with a smile and the finger.
How much do you think you should be paid to write you blog which is clearly superior to this one you are being interviewed on?
How much you got?
If you could have dinner with a famous historical figure, who would it be?
Walt Disney.
A plane crashes on the border between USA and Canada. Where did they bury the survivors?
42.
The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?
I think Toto got just what he wanted.
What happened to the first 6 UP's?
They perished in the cola wars between the UPs and the TABs. Let us mourn the loss of the Cntrl & Esc.
Do pilots take crash-courses?
I hope so.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
I've made that mistake before. I can never go back to that Sizzler again.
How do you throw away a garbage can?
I take care of all of mine "Office Space" style.
Why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders?
They know what they did.
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
See previous question.
Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?
Not really.
Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
Ha. No, Macrosoft is a little too awkward to say, let alone see it on a paycheck.
Should vegetarians be allowed to eat animal crackers?
I think the reason why they shouldn't is that they'll probably assume that all animals will taste the same, thereby continuing to be vegetarians.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Depends on which personality was suicidal.
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
I'd answer that, but I don't care.
What things do you currently have on your blog and what would you like to see?
I have words, some letters, a semi-colon or two, pictures both moving and non, and topics that fall under the description of "geekery." I'd like to see more comments on my blog. Just today I found out that Competitive Eater "Beautiful Brian" Seiken somehow managed to find my blog. So I got that going for me...which is nice.
Do you believe in ghosts? Why do ghosts wear clothes? Do your clothes die when you die? What if someone dies in a shower? Could they become a naked ghost?
I always believed that Casper The Friendly Ghost was the ghost of Richie Rich. It's a sad tale as the now-deceased poor little rich boy is now penniless and attempts to find frienship.
Favorite video game of all time?
It's a tie between Super Mario RPG and Brawl.
Favorite game you’re playing now?
Mario Kart Wii, but I'm currently playing CrossworDS.
Favorite movie?
Spaceballs, such a quotable movie.
If you could remake Star Wars who would you cast in the major parts?
You could replace any character in the prequels with cardboard cutouts of themselves and you'd get the same movie. I'd also cut out Jar Jar completely.
What movie of the next 50 years are you most looking forward to?
Will we even have movies 50 years from now? I bet that's when the Justice League movie will finally be released.
Who has the best chance at bringing their career back, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse, or Michael Jackson?
I'd say Amy Winehouse, it was hard to lose a career that she never had.
If you were stuck on a deserted island who would you rather be stuck with of the last four?
That sounds like a threat if you ask me.
Finish these sentences, “I enjoy cocaine because…” “I enjoy the company of prostitutes for the following reasons…”
I enjoy cocaine becuase it's a fun thing to do. I enjoy the company of prostitutes because they like to play with my Wii.
Thanks Steve. And everyone should go check out his blog at http://galileo908.blogspot.com/
He's somebody now!!! (Not because of me)
Stay tuned to the blog for more updates on stuff and more interviews in the future. They may even by videotaped to make it more like Stephen Colbert's segments but nowhere near as funny.
His blog is like 100 times better than mine. He actually has viewers. I am a huge fan of his letters pieces. And his commentary on things is just great. Go check out his blog. You'll end up checking it every day. So I "interviewed" Steve. Here is what he had to say: (questions red, answers blue)
Who do you use in Super Smash Bros?
Meta-Knight, followed by Falco
Favorite amusement park?
Cedar Point
George Bush, great President or greatest President?
Yes
Describe yourself in one word?
I believe that it's impossible to describe youself in a single word.
If you were an animal/a can of soup/some other random object, which one would you be?
I'm already a random object, why would I want to become another one?
How do you feel about women's liberation?
I'm happy for all the awesome stuff that happened, like gaining their right to vote.
Do you think we should end women’s suffrage?
Perhaps, they've suffered enough.
How do you respond to authority?
I greet them all the same, with a smile and the finger.
How much do you think you should be paid to write you blog which is clearly superior to this one you are being interviewed on?
How much you got?
If you could have dinner with a famous historical figure, who would it be?
Walt Disney.
A plane crashes on the border between USA and Canada. Where did they bury the survivors?
42.
The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?
I think Toto got just what he wanted.
What happened to the first 6 UP's?
They perished in the cola wars between the UPs and the TABs. Let us mourn the loss of the Cntrl & Esc.
Do pilots take crash-courses?
I hope so.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
I've made that mistake before. I can never go back to that Sizzler again.
How do you throw away a garbage can?
I take care of all of mine "Office Space" style.
Why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders?
They know what they did.
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
See previous question.
Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?
Not really.
Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
Ha. No, Macrosoft is a little too awkward to say, let alone see it on a paycheck.
Should vegetarians be allowed to eat animal crackers?
I think the reason why they shouldn't is that they'll probably assume that all animals will taste the same, thereby continuing to be vegetarians.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Depends on which personality was suicidal.
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
I'd answer that, but I don't care.
What things do you currently have on your blog and what would you like to see?
I have words, some letters, a semi-colon or two, pictures both moving and non, and topics that fall under the description of "geekery." I'd like to see more comments on my blog. Just today I found out that Competitive Eater "Beautiful Brian" Seiken somehow managed to find my blog. So I got that going for me...which is nice.
Do you believe in ghosts? Why do ghosts wear clothes? Do your clothes die when you die? What if someone dies in a shower? Could they become a naked ghost?
I always believed that Casper The Friendly Ghost was the ghost of Richie Rich. It's a sad tale as the now-deceased poor little rich boy is now penniless and attempts to find frienship.
Favorite video game of all time?
It's a tie between Super Mario RPG and Brawl.
Favorite game you’re playing now?
Mario Kart Wii, but I'm currently playing CrossworDS.
Favorite movie?
Spaceballs, such a quotable movie.
If you could remake Star Wars who would you cast in the major parts?
You could replace any character in the prequels with cardboard cutouts of themselves and you'd get the same movie. I'd also cut out Jar Jar completely.
What movie of the next 50 years are you most looking forward to?
Will we even have movies 50 years from now? I bet that's when the Justice League movie will finally be released.
Who has the best chance at bringing their career back, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse, or Michael Jackson?
I'd say Amy Winehouse, it was hard to lose a career that she never had.
If you were stuck on a deserted island who would you rather be stuck with of the last four?
That sounds like a threat if you ask me.
Finish these sentences, “I enjoy cocaine because…” “I enjoy the company of prostitutes for the following reasons…”
I enjoy cocaine becuase it's a fun thing to do. I enjoy the company of prostitutes because they like to play with my Wii.
Thanks Steve. And everyone should go check out his blog at http://galileo908.blogspot.com/
He's somebody now!!! (Not because of me)
Stay tuned to the blog for more updates on stuff and more interviews in the future. They may even by videotaped to make it more like Stephen Colbert's segments but nowhere near as funny.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Get Ready
Get ready for a new post. My first installment of Better Know a Facebook Friend. I haven't actually contacted anyone yet so it can be anyone now. But I have a couple people in mind.
Edit: I have my first person picked out and hopefully I get around to actually doing the interview.
Edit: I have my first person picked out and hopefully I get around to actually doing the interview.
Monday, June 16, 2008
Better know a...
I'm going to be starting a new ongoing thing on my blog that I just came up with. After about two posts it will fall apart though. I'm going to actually try 2 things.
-My first is my 435 part series, Better Know A District. Yes! I'm going to finish what Stephen Colbert could not. I'm going to be a hero and finish it. And hey Congressmen, I'm not gonna make fun of you cause I'm not a comedian. I just wanna fill the map.
-My second thing is going to be Better Know a Facebook Friend. I will interview one of my facebook friends when I feel like it. It will be fun and probably only work for like 2 segments cause it's going to be WAY too much work for me.
I decided I wanted to do a series after seeing my friend Steve's blog: http://galileo908.blogspot.com/
He has Things That Start With___ series. I was going to copy it but since I'm still on my Stephen high I came up with this far superior idea. Sorry Steve. Stephen overrides your awesomeness of a blog.
So stay tuned. Because soon we will have my second idea up. I mean VERY SOON. I'll probably force one of my friends to be interviewed or else I'll kill them. And if there are any Congress people out there looking for an interview (I know you love the limelight) contact me!
-My first is my 435 part series, Better Know A District. Yes! I'm going to finish what Stephen Colbert could not. I'm going to be a hero and finish it. And hey Congressmen, I'm not gonna make fun of you cause I'm not a comedian. I just wanna fill the map.
-My second thing is going to be Better Know a Facebook Friend. I will interview one of my facebook friends when I feel like it. It will be fun and probably only work for like 2 segments cause it's going to be WAY too much work for me.
I decided I wanted to do a series after seeing my friend Steve's blog: http://galileo908.blogspot.com/
He has Things That Start With___ series. I was going to copy it but since I'm still on my Stephen high I came up with this far superior idea. Sorry Steve. Stephen overrides your awesomeness of a blog.
So stay tuned. Because soon we will have my second idea up. I mean VERY SOON. I'll probably force one of my friends to be interviewed or else I'll kill them. And if there are any Congress people out there looking for an interview (I know you love the limelight) contact me!
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