Better Know A FaceBook Friend: Caitlin

So my second installment in my...247+ part series is my friend Caitlin. Caitlin goes to the same school as me and is the Program Director (I think that's the position) of Campus Activities Board. We recently attended C.A.B. training and in our free time I asked Caitlin to answer a few of my questions so we can all Better Know her. She nicely agreed (according to some it may also be stupidity that makes people do the Better Know series on The Report). Since I linked to my friend Steve's blog last time I'm going to link to Caitlin's Facebook profile since The Book is pretty safe. Umm here is the link. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=79400796
Let's continue with the "interview."

*Note: I was too lazy to make up new questions so it's basically the same stuff I asked Steve. I do regret not getting in more about CAB since I got Steve to talk about his blog a bit. I also put in the answers the EXACT way they were written. Sorry.

*Another note: I wanted to get this up as quickly as possible so I left the answers black instead of making them blue. Maybe at a later time I'll change it but for now this is what you get. Maybe I'll keep it like this from now on.

Favorite amusement park?
Magic Kingdom

George Bush, great President or greatest President?
Great

Describe yourself in one word?
Multi-faceted

If you were an animal/a can of soup/some other random object, which one would you be?
Animal- Cat, Can of Soup- French Onion, Random Object- dollar bill

How do you feel about women's liberation?
Like it. Love it. Gotta have it.

Do you think we should end women’s suffrage?
Haha No, I’m going to shatter the glass ceiling

How do you respond to authority?
I’m white and I’ll do what I want

If you could have dinner with a famous historical figure, who would it be?
ALEXANDER HAMILTON

A plane crashes on the border between USA and Canada. Where did they bury the survivors?
You don’t bury survivors

The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?
Toto didn’t get shit.

What happened to the first 6 UP's?
The Plague happened to the 1st 6 UP’s…We lost a lot of good UP’s out there.

Do pilots take crash-courses?
Ya

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Possibly, who’s asking?

How do you throw away a garbage can?
Put a sign on it that says “Take away w/ trash”

Why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders?
I don’t know why don’t you tell me?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
All of God’s creatures have a purpose

Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?
Never thought about it, but now that I do, No because that is the technical term.

Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
Nope. Brand Power!!

Should vegetarians be allowed to eat animal crackers?
Umm, they should just eat meat.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
It’s one body, so no.

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Because secretly everyone cares about pointless shit.

Do you believe in ghosts? Why do ghosts wear clothes? Do your clothes die when you die? What if someone dies in a shower? Could they become a naked ghost?
I do. Because they wear what they died in. Apparently not. That would be unfortunate. Yes according to my previous logic.

Favorite video game of all time?
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarana of Time (spelling?)

Favorite movie?
Almost Famous, Jaws is a close second

If you could remake Star Wars who would you cast in the major parts?
It wouldn’t be Star Wars if they recast it.

What movie of the next 50 years are you most looking forward to?
I’d love to see another Star Wars Trilogy

Who has the best chance at bringing their career back, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse, or Michael Jackson?
Michael Jackson, Americans always love child molesting black men, oh wait he’s white…sort of.

If you were stuck on a deserted island who would you rather be stuck with of the last four?
None, I want Kate, Jack, Sawyer and John Locke.

Would you rather have an alarm clock that wakes you up by shaking your bed violently OR by slowly making the bed ice-cold?
Ice Cold

Finish these sentences, “I enjoy cocaine because…” “I enjoy the company of prostitutes for the following reasons…”
I enjoy cocaine because it’s the San Francisco Treat.
I enjoy the company of prostitutes for the following reasons 1. My wife is past her prime, 2. They have mouths to feed too. 3. Because of the thrill of it

Say something about C.A.B.
CAB has given me great success!

I don't feel like adding anything else other than, "Thanks Caitlin!!!" Why did you ever agree to this?